How to Increase Your Google Page Rank (Rule #1: Don’t Talk About Increasing Your Google Page Rank)

The first rule of Increasing Your Google Page Rank is Not to Talk About Increasing Your Google Page Rank.

Let me back up.

I have a lot of websites I dabble on/manage/own/open to grin at. I have a passive life goal to increase my google page rank on such sites. Alas, I do absolutely nothing to reach such goal. In fact, I actually do active things to disrupt this goal, like linking to dumb articles and other internet nonsense.

Even so, on rare occasion I’ll be looking at one of my websites and I’ll realize that my Google Page Rank has…(wait for it)…INCREASED!

This provokes an immediate happy dance, the likes of which I will not replicate for anyone, ever.

Shortly after said happy dance, my levels of serotonin return to their normal base and I become accustomed to my new page rank for that particular website, feeling I thoroughly and completely deserve it, it is my birth-order-determined RIGHT and I should have had it for years.

Then, the Google Page Rank gods have at me again. A day might have passed, or maybe a month, or maybe even a year. But surely, without warning, the Google Page Rank gods rip the new page rank away from me in a way not unlike taking off bandaids from open wounds that have not yet scarred. These rips — each and every one – damage a piece of me. Not to mention my websites, whose newly lowered page ranks reflect the scars.

Why am I talking about this?

If you haven’t deduced from my cryptic hints, the Google Page Rank gods have struck again in my life. Although there were some minor let-downs in the process (one site I have went from a 4 to a 3 — sad day) the biggest boon (read: GOOD THING!) has occurred here at ClaireDiazOrtiz.com, where the page rank gods have upped my rank to…(wait for it)…a 6!

Yes!

 

Six is good, folks. I swear. Six is like the level where important people who say they don’t care about google page rank sit, busy with their not caring since 1999. Six is the level where your blog content is truly dynamo. With a six, I’ve undoubtedly got incredible things to say.

No, really.

For proof, see some of my life changing past blog posts, including How to Make a Tea Commercial (a fundamental skill for anyone in this day and age) and Lessons from the Breakfast Buffet (which is not just a list of things I ate that day, but rather a post with deep, hidden, as-of-yet-unrevealed meaning).

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Comments

  1. So envious, Claire, and yet, not entirely jealous since you obviously deserve it!

  2. canayjun says:

    I thought the answer was 42.

  3. My previous employer charged more than they paid me the entire time I worked there to get companies to the page rank you have achieved. Congrats.

  4. Bellena says:

    I can tell you how i increased mine. I get more +1 :) Actually i did nothing / Found http://socialnetexposure.com and they do the trick for me.

  5. tech geek says:

    I am impressed by your first rule….. :)

  6. Webhost says:

    I am run for GP PR but where I can start… pls help

  7. Adam Pervez says:

    Congratulations. I’m stuck at 2, but I’ll keep at it like you’ve done! :)

  8. james says:

    Quirky article, nice to know other people get passively obsessed with page rank

  9. Ken says:

    Yes, the whole topic is quite confusing Claire. I see some sites that are total junk, with just a few links, and they have PRs of 5, and then other great sites with solid and sincere information and a fair bit of backlinks with only PRs of 2 and 3. Some are gaming the system well, it seems.

  10. SEO Tahoe says:

    Yes I am agree with Ken. This topic is quite confusing. If I talk about my experience in this matter then I would like to say here that I have implemented all these factors (Guidelines to increase page rank) to increase page rank, but these are OK till some extend but if we go for Google Adword services then within few months your website PR will increase very fast. So it can be another way if we want to increase page rank fast.

  11. Sato says:

    I think adwords is a faster way of increasing page rank.

  12. Quirky article, nice to know other people get passively obsessed with page rank. For any help visit: http://www.prudeinfotech.in

  13. seohyderabad says:

    Thanks for the info. Really want to see my site go up the ranks.

  14. thats great tip.

  15. That is a tactic that i will have try from now on since i cant get any results the “normal” way.

  16. Ana Stin says:

    I’ve just started working on boosting the page rank for my site at http://camp-hunt-shoot.com using a quite different strategy and have documented every step in the process so far, along with the impact on PR after each step is complete. I’m leaving several weeks between each step to give each action time to flow through Google’s head and reflect in PR.

    Once I’m done, I’ll return here and list the results for everyone to have a look at.

    Ana

  17. timeturner says:

    my website is on PR2 .
    I wanna ask how much time will it take to reach me on PR5

    Thanks

  18. Great info! I wish I would have know that when I first started my http://www.michaelshawncollection.com website . Along with my http://www.mrsuitsonline.com site.

  19. Alan Smith says:

    I found this page by asking how to increase my page rank (currently at 0!), I live in hope!

    Alan

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