If you’ve ever wanted to truly waste five whole minutes of your life only to honestly believe that you did not, indeed, waste any minutes at all but rather added magnanimously to the abundant wealth of useless social media life-based experience (more specifically related to any and all dinner conversations revolving around international beauty pageants including choreographed dances to popular social networks) that any good, roaring homo sapien needs, well then (how do I say this precisely) YOU’RE IN LUCK!

This video, with its synchronous insufficiently covered semi-whispering (follow hashtag hashtag ) dancers is just the trick.

#wow

And, folks, this is really our world.

{eternal hat tip to @laura for this one)